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Devious Info

  • Interests: Romance, Yaoi, Anime, Manga
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock, Japanese, Classical Orchestra, Christian Rock
  • Favourite style of art: Anime
  • MP3 player of choice: it broke...I use my laptop ^-^
  • Wallpaper of choice: black with a powerfull phrase in blood red, centered.
  • Skin of choice: my own?
  • Favourite game: Pokemon Games!!!
  • Favourite gaming platform: computer. I've only played on a Nintendo 64
  • Favourite cartoon character: ...I. Have. No. Idea...
  • Personal Quote: I am woman, hear me ROAR!! "Meow"
  • Tools of the Trade: ummm...hands?

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I'm a yaoi maniac and a total pervert...^-^
But I'm completely innocent, that is if you met me in real life. Online I have no fears of anything and I'm like a pervy-anime-yaoi obsessed-monster~
I've got red hair, blue eyes...that go green sometimes, I'm meaty-not fat, and people say I'm fun to hug ((*shrugs* dunno why...)).
I'm a people person even though I hate the human race.
I like to swim...and occassionaly play tennis. Creepy/horror stuff...LOVE IT!!! I'm completely desensitized.
I have a hair fetish and a scar fetish.((not like whole arms of scar tissue, but like...scars here and there...and a HUGE one down a guy's muscular chest? *shakey breath* Ohhhhhh yesssss....))
I love comments and making friends. And don't worry about saying something bad about my work, just phrase it nicely please? I'm easily hurt, but constructive criticism is very welcome. ^-^ I can take it~....just not mean/hurtfull stuff.
I'm not the kind of person that would hold a baby, but I'll oogle over it if I think it'll make me look normal. Not a big fan of babies...and my parents are confused because my mom is "THE MOTHER" of...ALL...I'm serious. =____= ...I don't ever want kids...I wouldn't be able to do the whole mother thing. I'm a total romance freak...so there's a little, tell you more later because my mom is kicking me off the computer. ^-^ *waves*

Most klutziest kluts ever to live in klutzville...

Mon Nov 16, 2009, 5:31 PM
Okay so lately I've been injuring myself...in the most accidental and hilarious fassions.

*sighs then takes a deep breath* Okay...

So incedent number one was when my mother was having me do anything around the house tat popped up in her head. The dogs out front were getting hungry and were doing a pretty good job of expressing it. So she turns to me and says "you can feed the dogs too while you're at it...because your name is Cinderella." And she's smiling so I know that she's just being silly.
So in the fridge was this chicken/veggi/liquid stuff I was supposed to heat then mix with the dry dog food. so I got out to the porch with the food for them and they're all happy to see me with the shiney pan that brings them food and I smile and say, "Hi puppies!! Who's hung-" then I fell through the porch. Well, actually, my left leg fell through the porch.
You see, water had been damaging that porch for a while now so it was bound to happen sooner or later. Iwas just the lucky one that it happened upon. Not only did my leg get scratched up and was bleeding, but I feel FACE FIRST into the pan of dog food. It splattered all over the porch and I had a peice of dry dog food stuck in my ear...
Yeah...I know what you're thinking. That's hilarious, right? Well, IT IS!!! I won't blame you if you laugh! I'm laughing now~ ^^
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Incedent number two was only a week later after the first. I was in a hurry to get out the door and my finger got pinched by the door and started bleeding some. I thought that I had just gotten pinched and that if I wash it and put a bandaid on it, I'd be fine to go to school. I would just need my mother to drive me, that's all. But as soon as I got inside, I went to put cold water on it, and it BURNED. I quickly pulled it away from the water and held it to my chest, going over to turn on the light. Once I did though, and got a good look at my finger, I started to sob. What I had thought was a pinch from the door, was not that at all. My finger had gotten caught in the locking mechanism of the door and the pad on my right hand index finger was completely gone. I ran to my parent's bedroom and asked to go to the hospitol. My mother got up, looked at my finger, then cleaned it, put a bandaid on it, and gave me soem pain medication that would knock me out for the next six hours. =____=
But, thanks to my mother and her care, my finger healed in three weeks and here I am typing away~ (Also another reason as to why I haven't been updating at all. ^^; Sorry...)
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Only just last Friday...yes, Friday the thirteenth. I was walking down to the gas station with my friends, just like every Friday, to get snacks for us all. I had stepped on a plastic 'cap' to a sewer line and the cap flew two feet away and my right leg fell in the hole. Luckily though, my foot didn't even come near the sewer water down at the bottom of the hole. Unluckily though, was that someone had decided to flush just then inside the store and the JETS began whooshing at my leg. My shoe fell in, I had to get rid of my pants (luckily I was wearing them under a short dress, so I was still decent), and I had to wash my leg in the gas station bathroom sink...


SO...if you think you can top my three stories up there with you or your friend's stories of klutziness, please do tell me. It'd be nice to know of kindred spirits. :XD:

  • Mood: Eager
  • Listening to: "I am the Walrus" by THE BEATLES
  • Reading: yaoi
  • Watching: yaoi
  • Eating: STEAK - Rare ^-^
  • Drinking: Blood...I mean fruit punch!!

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:iconmiamori:
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Grimmjow is Billy Idol, desu. :3

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I'm Menoly in deviantART's Bleach Crew
:iconhot-gothics:
Yes-Yes!! ^-^

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Yaoi rules ma LIFE!
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Grimmjow Jeagerjaques, STATS
6'1"
172 lbs
sexta espada (sixth)
Zanpaktou: Pantera
HOTNESS INCARNATE!!
:iconardale18:
GRIMMY! I LOVE HIM BUT TO FIND GOOD PARINGS GO TO FANFICTION.NET
:iconhot-gothics:
Duh. I write stories on fanfiction.net
that's where I LIVE. lolz

Some include Grimmy-kun~

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Yaoi rules ma LIFE!
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Grimmjow Jeagerjaques, STATS
6'1"
172 lbs
sexta espada (sixth)
Zanpaktou: Pantera
HOTNESS INCARNATE!!
:iconbowlingforsouprock:
thank you for the fave

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I have love in my pants... okay....... i lied....... just sandwiches.......
i hide them..... The leprechauns are coming!!!!!!!
:iconhot-gothics:
no problem. I LOVE that song~ ^^

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Yaoi rules ma LIFE!
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Grimmjow Jeagerjaques, STATS
6'1"
172 lbs
sexta espada (sixth)
Zanpaktou: Pantera
HOTNESS INCARNATE!!
:iconbowlingforsouprock:
me 2 XD

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I have love in my pants... okay....... i lied....... just sandwiches.......
i hide them..... The leprechauns are coming!!!!!!!
:iconlyuderocks:
Hi, love your icon... :rofl:

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"We're not always evil. We just do what we like." ~ Team Rocket Grunt

"I say! Isn't that simply marvelous, old boy?" ~Shad

"Learn something new everyday!" ~Lyude

"Your Majesty! We have dog food, even cat food..." ~Escargon
"Those are..EDIBLE?!" ~Dedede
:iconhot-gothics:
Perverts are amazing~

did you comment just because of that? :XD:

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Yaoi rules ma LIFE!
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Grimmjow Jeagerjaques, STATS
6'1"
172 lbs
sexta espada (sixth)
Zanpaktou: Pantera
HOTNESS INCARNATE!!
:iconlyuderocks:
They.... We sure are! |D

Uhm... yup! :XD: It's that brilliant.. |D

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"We're not always evil. We just do what we like." ~ Team Rocket Grunt

"I say! Isn't that simply marvelous, old boy?" ~Shad

"Learn something new everyday!" ~Lyude

"Your Majesty! We have dog food, even cat food..." ~Escargon
"Those are..EDIBLE?!" ~Dedede

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